Thursday, March 13, 2008

honesty box

anonymous butthead: you're a douchebag and if i could spit on your grave i would, but i can't because you're not dead

YET

me:
wow. looks like you've got lots of rage toward me. we should talk about it? i'm not here to hurt anyone, so i'm sorry if i make you this angry.

anonymous jerk AKA MONICA ANDERSON:
AMALIA YOU KNOW I WAS JK'IN I THOUGHT IT WAS OBVIOUS IT WAS ME MONICA ANDERSON! FUCK YOU INTERNET!

me:
DUDE
FUCK YOU
THAT SCARED ME SO BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(maybe if your message was in all caps and emoticons?)

MONICA:
SHIT YEAH IT WAS THE EMOTICONS I FORGOT :[



monica anderson is a dead woman.